September 23, 2011

Yesterday’s headline in paper stated that the latest feckless rogue trader ‘was sorry beyond words’….  Really!?!  Errrm, he hardly was going to do a little victory dance and belt out “non, je ne regretted rien…” in court!

March 7, 2012

In every floozy’s life there comes a flood.  Obviously, in my case not even a Monsoon could wash all those men right out of my hair…

However I am transgressing slightly.  Currently, if I tried to stay at my boudoir, I would probably develop webbed toes.  Sadly, while off gallavanting a few days over a long weekend, I came back to find it completey flooded as pipes in the building had burst and the water was over a foot high.  This means the place is completely inhabitable as the ceilings have come crashing down with the weight of the water bearing on them and the flooring is wrecked.  Not to mention all furnishings being damper than a squid.  As I cannot expect you lovely gents to come paddling along on a boat to reach my bed, I sadly had to give up my current incall place.

So right now I do not have a space to entertain.  This means I will not be able to accept bookings at fairly short notice and probably be only considering incall appointments that are at least 2 hours long in order to make it worthwhile to book a hotel.  Alternatively, I would be delighted to come and visit you at your lair.  In fact, in order to encourage you to invite me for a little tryst, I am going to charge the same for outcalls in central London as I would for an Incall.

Oh and if any of you have a little place you could let me use for naughty shenanigans I would be every so interested to hear from you!

March 8, 2012

What you got cooking…?  The mind boggles a little at this secret ingredient….

March 12, 2012

All you lovely gents for your well-meaning concern.  But I am well and haven’t drowned…  If you do want to cheer me up and help then the best way to go about is to contribute to the new Honey Flood Emergency Disaster Fund.  Best thing about it is that you also benefit from giving…    I have an option for a new lovely place in Central London but it is a renovation project and will not be ready for ‘entertaining’ for a few months.  In the interim, I would be delighted to come to your lair instead.  I am happy to either visit your home if that is an option or a hotel.  Don’t worry, as long as there is space for a naughty tryst it doesn’t have to be a four or five star affair.  Instead opt for more quality time with me!  I don’t mind us registering as Mr and naughty Mrs Smith at a Travelodge as long we make the most of our time together…  And until I have a new hive, I am happy to charge the same for outcalls as for incalls.  However, that means central London.  If you live further outside then I will have to ask for a little extra for travelling costs and/or at least have a two hour minimum booking to justify the travelling time.

March 12, 2012 Think most of us have something that we dream about. Obviously, we probably all have a different fantasy of what we might wish for. I have a long list of wonderful pursuits and desires that I would indulge in if I won the lottery. I could really shake those daft bints who say it would not change their life if they won 12 million or more. While money isn’t everything, if it does land in your lap than it is your chance to really live those dreams. Daydreaming is wonderful and can be a lovely form of escapism. But when it stops being just a fantasy and infringes on someone else’s life, then it becomes a nightmare for others. I am talking about those fantasists that contact moi and other ladies and who try to waste our precious time by trying to arrange for overnights or long term bookings. It isn’t a harmless flight of fancy but actually really can have major consequences for us. It is hard to actually illustrate when it stops being a harmless call or email and turns into a serious headache. Perhaps it is akin to going into a luxury car showroom or popping into Gucci browsing. The staff probably know we are indulging in some window shopping and enjoying the illusion. They may even humour us with a little sales talk. However, where it stops being harmless browsing and moves away from timewasting to really being out of order is when I for example were to order a custom made dress which I have no intention of paying for or honouring the agreement. Generally, I tend to not take overnight requests from those serious who I have never met before. Same goes for longer trips. However where it becomes a bit muddled is when it represents gents who I have met before. Worse is that when it turns out that these guys just like to keep a bit of contact in between those shorter bookings by indulging in fantasies and it seems are relishing making arrangements for longer bookings. Sadly then I may not automatically assume it is another daydreamer but actually assume those booking plans to be genuine. Especially when it comes from a genuinely nice person who I met not just once before. They may not really make those plans out of any malice but because they are a bit lonely and are excited and happy about the fantasy of a long ‘date’ and spending a lot more than the usual hour together. Chances are they are not at all thinking about how much they are damaging our business. Problem is that I am that good at making some lovely chaps forget that it is still despite the tremendous goodwill and lovely encounter a business deal. I generally tend to be very gracious about cancellations giving people the benefit of the doubt. But if you from a position of trust cancel an overnight at the last moment, chances are that you lost us a number of other bookings. This is where your little harmless fantasy you indulge in actually has major repercussions for me! Please bear this in mind. Unless you can actually afford to invite me for a lunch and longer tryst, don’t contact me about it. Day dream if this represents your little indulgent fantasy but please please don’t try to ‘live out’ your fantasy and waste my time and damage my business! This is a genuine appeal to your better nature. I know that you probably meant no harm.

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